blmtfa

Bitch Leave Me The Fuck Alone

Martha: I miss you, come get back with me…

Carl: BLMTFA or imma fr rock yo shit.

by sandreane September 8, 2021

Blatfattery

a flat battery as uttered by an inebriated individual

Drunk Peter: "Sheeezus its so annoying when Patsy walks by. All devices (including cars) suddenly suffer from a blatfattery."

by kunderfund July 26, 2010