Blink Sleep 

You know those nights when you're ridiculously tired, you're in bed, you close your eyes, you open them what feels like a millisecond later, and eight hours have passed. That's blink sleep. It's a mother bitch.

Emily: Ohh man, I totally had blink sleep last night.

Sacha: Ohh so did I man, it was fucking hideous. I slept for 6 hours but it literally felt like a heartbeat.

Emily: Ennit!

Blink Sleep by justchillin(: November 23, 2010

Back up the brink's truck 

A term said by Chris D'elia, it's when one strives to make so many stacks of cash, that they would need a brink's truck for it. The more stacks one makes, more backup for said brink's truck

Guy 1: "Why does Adam Sandler star in such awful films?"
Guy 2: "Hey, gotta back up the brink's truck somehow baby!"

Back up the brink's truck by T2425 June 22, 2018

God's Blind Spot 

A phrase for anal sex. It is justified by girls who want to remain virgins so they do it in "God's Blind Spot"

She's a christian so we did it in god's blind spot.

God's Blind Spot by Bradford Estes April 26, 2013

Blink Symphony 

The few seconds the turn signal in you car blinks in sync with the car in front of you. The symphony comes from the ticking sound which provides the necessary audio to match the visuals. Though very short in duration, the symphony causes so much intrigue in those who experience it that they desperately anticipate its rare but occasional second occurrence before traffic ahead starts moving once more.

Passenger: Dude why are you smiling at the light from the car in front you?

Driver: *oblivious to surroundings due to absolute immersion in blink symphony*

Passenger: Yo there are no cars coming, mooooove.

Blink Symphony by Smarter Child's Child December 19, 2009

blind skater's elbow 

Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.

I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.

blind skater's elbow by Lord Grimcock May 25, 2008

Blink Status

The point you reach when incredibly fucking high
Happens after taking full length pen rips on the highest setting

Jack: Yo check out Jay’s eyes
Cam: Yeah I know they’re so fucking bloodshot
Danny: You already know Jay is Blink Status

Blink Status by BlinkGang March 8, 2018

Blink Syndrome 

When someone try's there hardest all the time to try and validate themselves. Is thought to commonly happen to people with big ego's

I think David has Blink Syndrome because he's always trying his hardest when we play video games.

Blink Syndrome by BOW Gang February 28, 2020