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Bling Blaow Moment

bling blaow moment is a where you get hurt/dissed/embrassed by a bitch.
Matt-Damn i caught my gf at the movies giving this dude a blow job

John- damn thats a bling blaow moment

Matt- nigga that girl just dissed me in front of everybody ab how broke my blackass is

John- damn you stay in bling blaow moments

Bing Blang Blaow

Used to celebrate when you defeat someone heads up at online poker
After winning a match a typical heads-up match the chat will go like this...

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
DANGEROUSS: fish
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
DANGEROUSS: fhaggot, stfu w your stupid ni**er song
Bing Blang Blaow by B. Obama June 17, 2009

bling blao 

1. The act of shinin, taken to the extreme.
Being more flashier and cocky then bling bling.

Something that is shiny can be considered bling bling, but it is usualy jewelry that is bling bling.
1. Yo shit go bling bling, my shit go bling blao!
bling blao by Leezy October 6, 2006

bling blow

The next level of Blinging, see bling for definition of 'bling'

Blow pronounced: bla-w
Your ice is bling but my piece be 'BLING BLOW'!
bling blow by Joe Shyna September 5, 2008

bling blow

there is nothing to describe bling blow it’s like being insane or amazing but 1000 better.
bling blow by ferdaman123 November 1, 2019

bling-blaw 

bling bling worn for fighting purposes: example {brass knuckles]
Look at my brand new bling-blaw.
bling-blaw by jdb January 12, 2004

Bling blow

When you say look at my neck bling blow and expect the goon to lick you up and give you neck before you bling blow their ass
Her: Look at my neck bling blow

Goon: yes master boss babe
Bling blow by UVA 602 September 24, 2026
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"Yeah... I know."
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I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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