blind pirate

when you are doing a bitch from behind, you wait until you are about to cum then spit on the girl's back. She turns around and you give her a cum shot to the eye and she says "ARGGGG"

I gave your mother a blind pirate last night in your bed.

by Twat sniff September 17, 2008

Blind pirate

When preforming a man on top style 69 and throat punches her so hard his balls give her two black eyes, similtaneously!

"dude, why does your girl have two black eyes? That's not a good look."
"Nah, it's fine, I gave her a blind pirate!"

by jake_ace_22 March 28, 2019

Blind Pirate

Similar to the facial. A blind pirate is when a load is let out on someones face and get's in their eye. It can cause extreme irritation!

My bf gave me a blind pirate on NYE. My eye was so bloodshot I considerred an eye patch.

by carrimosa March 25, 2009

blind pirate

while doing a bitch from behind, spit on her back before you blow your load and when she turns around you bust in her face.

I gave your mother a blind pirate last night bitch.

by Twat sniff September 17, 2008