When preforming a man on top style 69 and throat punches her so hard his balls give her two black eyes, similtaneously!
"dude, why does your girl have two black eyes? That's not a good look."
"Nah, it's fine, I gave her a blind pirate!"
"Nah, it's fine, I gave her a blind pirate!"
by jake_ace_22 March 29, 2019