God's Blind Spot
A phrase for anal sex. It is justified by girls who want to remain virgins so they do it in "God's Blind Spot"
God's Blind Spot by Bradford Estes April 26, 2013
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blind skater's elbow
Descriptive of a severely chafed penis following sustained sexual activity, masturbation or having being fellated by Esther Rantzen.
I went up the road to Cabanatuan for a pint of milk and came back with a cock like a blind skater's elbow.
blind skater's elbow by Lord Grimcock May 25, 2008
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God's Blind Spot
Any place that holds absolutely no redeeming qualities of any sort. Celebrated for its high concentration of homemade alcoholic beverages, monster truck rallies, spousal abuse and a thriving methamphetamine industry; God's Blind Spot is a dead zone which is easily identified by being filled to the brim with every form of degenerate, depraved and socially perverse individual ever created. God's Blind Spot can be found on any map, with names such as New Jersey, Alabama, or Missouri. Substitue the proper names for states with the term 'God's Blind Spot' freely.
Visit beautiful, scenic 'God's Blind Spot,' home of the St. Louis Cardinals, tractor pulls and the occasional race-related lynching.
God's Blind Spot by The Holmes September 7, 2005
God's Blind Spot
It can also be used as a derogatory manner to justify why God doesn't help a particular region or country struggling to overcome economic, environmental, political or social hardships.
This could be applied to much of the Bible Belt, New Jersey, South America, as stated in an episode of American Dad, war torn Africa, some of Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia and much of Missouri with the exception of cities of St. Louis and Kansas City and their respective suburbs.
This could be applied to much of the Bible Belt, New Jersey, South America, as stated in an episode of American Dad, war torn Africa, some of Eastern Europe, Southeast Asia and much of Missouri with the exception of cities of St. Louis and Kansas City and their respective suburbs.
1.) Person A: "Why did God allow a tsunami to kill 230,000 people in Southeast Asia in 2004?"
Person B: "Oh that's God's blind spot, he doesn't care about that area."
2.) Person A: "New Jersey is so dirty!"
Person B: "Yeah that's God's blind spot, he gave up on New Jersey a long time ago."
3.) Person A: "Hooray, the St. Louis Cardinals won the 2006 World Series!"
Person B: "Well that just shows you that there are a few parts of Missouri that aren't in God's blind spot."
Person B: "Oh that's God's blind spot, he doesn't care about that area."
2.) Person A: "New Jersey is so dirty!"
Person B: "Yeah that's God's blind spot, he gave up on New Jersey a long time ago."
3.) Person A: "Hooray, the St. Louis Cardinals won the 2006 World Series!"
Person B: "Well that just shows you that there are a few parts of Missouri that aren't in God's blind spot."
God's Blind Spot by Alex Davis January 13, 2008
Blind Woman's Stick
I went to the sex shop and bought a new blind woman's stick with the money I got from Grandma for Christmas.
Blind Woman's Stick by Lynn Newport December 16, 2010
Blind man's wank
When you sit on your hand for an extended period of time then proceed to masturbate. Your hand will have gone numb so it feels like someone else is doing it for you.
"Me and Dave combined the Blind man's wank with a Dutch Rudder last night"
"Really? I've got to try that! Sounds like a rush!"
"Really? I've got to try that! Sounds like a rush!"
Blind man's wank by nialldthaitan September 30, 2010
Blind man's folly
To ejaculate into a sexual partners eyes (male of female, preferably female), then to quickly reverse position while the partner rubs the eyes in pain and penetrate the anal cavity with a powerful thrust.
Just givin' the ol' Blind man's folly to Winona really gets me off.
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Connor that bastard did the Blind man's folly to me again last night!
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Connor that bastard did the Blind man's folly to me again last night!
Blind man's folly by Donald Fagen November 23, 2003