blimp job
The art of inserting a deflated balloon in another's anus following with oral inflation of the balloon
blimp job by Insaneinethemembrane May 5, 2015
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blim job
(noun) Derived from a combination of a blow job and a rim job.
Involves simultaneously giving a man oral sex and analingus.
Requires either a long penis on one end, or just a long tongue nearby.
Often difficult to execute properly due to the rigid nature of an erect penis making bending it backward quite difficult, this is a rewarding experience nonetheless.
Mostly for the receiving man, of course.
Involves simultaneously giving a man oral sex and analingus.
Requires either a long penis on one end, or just a long tongue nearby.
Often difficult to execute properly due to the rigid nature of an erect penis making bending it backward quite difficult, this is a rewarding experience nonetheless.
Mostly for the receiving man, of course.
"A blim job is not impossible," the professor exclaimed.
"You just have to be able to do it yourself or have a man nearby who can do most of the work."
"You just have to be able to do it yourself or have a man nearby who can do most of the work."
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blim job
In the game of beer pong when you shoot and it seems like its going in but it bounces off the rim of the cup, making you miss. By not making it you are being blue balled while simultaneously giving the cup a rim job (not to be confused with butt hole licking).
Blue ball + Rim job = Blim Job
Blue ball + Rim job = Blim Job
Person 1: Aw man i just rim jobbed that cup! I should of made that!
Person 2:Dude thats the second time this game that you've been Blim Jobbed
Person 2:Dude thats the second time this game that you've been Blim Jobbed
blim job by jacob lattaballz December 22, 2010
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