by Wyeth October 3, 2009
A fusion of the words big and blunt, used almost exclusively when referring to marijuana. Mostly used as a noun but easily can be used as an adjective. Penned from a group of plebs in Central Mississippi in 2001.
Fuck that cigarillo, pick up a Philly. Make it blig.
You ready to twist this blig? I gotta work in an hour.
You ready to twist this blig? I gotta work in an hour.
by Dopenose January 4, 2021
A Tris-Blig is technically fecial matter covered in the inner anus' blood. Known in slang as a "cherry raisin", a Tris can be devistating to any sufferer of Bligovtrophy.
First noted by Sir Christopher Jenkins J. Bligh esq. in the English city of Morecombe, as peasents scuttled down the side-streets and alley-ways holding handfuls of bloody human excrement after a chimp had infected the local water source with is gangernous elbow. Sir C. Bligh was rumoured to .... and I quote "Oh Winston, looks like they are dabbling in the devil's period. Oh the horrors, but its gruesomely funny"
Videos of such a disease exist, naming for example 1 man 1 jar.
A Tris-Blig is not to be mistaken with a Bris-Tlig!
First noted by Sir Christopher Jenkins J. Bligh esq. in the English city of Morecombe, as peasents scuttled down the side-streets and alley-ways holding handfuls of bloody human excrement after a chimp had infected the local water source with is gangernous elbow. Sir C. Bligh was rumoured to .... and I quote "Oh Winston, looks like they are dabbling in the devil's period. Oh the horrors, but its gruesomely funny"
Videos of such a disease exist, naming for example 1 man 1 jar.
A Tris-Blig is not to be mistaken with a Bris-Tlig!
Benedict - Oh poppycock Alfred, I seem to have acquired a small case of Tris-Blig!
Alfred - Sir, I......, what on Earth have you been doing?.... There is blood everywhere!!! Its down the back of your long-johns!!! And the smell is unphathomable!!! Joseph, Mary and Jesus in a shoe box, how did this happen?? Its even on the hall curtains!!!
Benedict - I do not feel, how you say, over the moon?
Alfred - ......
Alfred - Sir, I......, what on Earth have you been doing?.... There is blood everywhere!!! Its down the back of your long-johns!!! And the smell is unphathomable!!! Joseph, Mary and Jesus in a shoe box, how did this happen?? Its even on the hall curtains!!!
Benedict - I do not feel, how you say, over the moon?
Alfred - ......
by Caffo January 27, 2011
by PrincessSofia March 19, 2013
Vatchay: Hi Shant, what have you been up to?
Shant: Hi Vatchay, I was playing Basketball with Edgar and he started to give me the shits, so I gave him a Blig Bash!
Vatchay: hehehehe
Shant: Hi Vatchay, I was playing Basketball with Edgar and he started to give me the shits, so I gave him a Blig Bash!
Vatchay: hehehehe
by The Great Armenian June 22, 2010
by jack mehauf pleaseee June 9, 2010
Boinggg...splash! Two year old curious kitten was a tabby orange cat with blue eyes at the swimming pool. For a party when darkfur shrieked “shark!!!”. darfur was darkfur’s
Twin Sister. Then he looked down. He saw two sharks! They look golden and small. They tried to escape. But then he and twins scrambled to the top of the slide. “Whew that was close--”darfur paused. “Ulp”. We all turned toward the sign labeled slide rules. And there is a giant golden shark.
Twin Sister. Then he looked down. He saw two sharks! They look golden and small. They tried to escape. But then he and twins scrambled to the top of the slide. “Whew that was close--”darfur paused. “Ulp”. We all turned toward the sign labeled slide rules. And there is a giant golden shark.
those are some blig black blalls
by Namerater69 April 11, 2022