A guy who loves fantasy baseball more than his own wife, and who has been known to cry when he gets too much sand in his vagina. Half of his friends are unemployed and the other half deal ecstasy.
I can't go to the beach, because then I'll crylike Chris Blaisure.
Passport Control officer: Business or pleasure?
Egyptian Tourist: Bleasure!
Passport Control officer: You mean both business and pleasure?
Egyptian Tourist: Nope. Burely Bleasure, here to have fun.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.