by Coop Sm1th February 24, 2017
A guy or girl used by a love interest for the sole purpose of listening to problems and offer sympathy. Often manipulated, a sympathy blanket gets little reciprocation from the relationship.
by Decoy Kamikaze April 24, 2022
1.The blanket used during sexual intercourse by religious jews which has a cut out for the male genitalia as to minimize the physical contact between the husband and the wife while still having babies
by Tim pen123q2r June 13, 2010
Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.
Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.
by luck_20 January 03, 2024
A strategy implemented when one breaks up with their significant other. Involves alot of talking to/befriending potential people who may want to be with their ex in order to put guilty thoughts in their head if they ever try, and ultimately stop them trying.
John: "Man, are you going to sleep with Steph or what? She's broken up with Mike!"
Dave: "Nah man, haven't you realised Mikes been blanketing? I'd feel bad if i did it now"
Dave: "Nah man, haven't you realised Mikes been blanketing? I'd feel bad if i did it now"
by samworthington May 23, 2010
The unfortunate act of accidentally allowing your freshly-painted fingernails to come into contact with a blanket, thereby leaving a rough, uneven texture on the surface of the nailpolish.
"Crap! I just blanketed my nails!! Now I've got to take ALL the polish off and start over... fml."
"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"
"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"
by P. Aris February 05, 2012