blancmange

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1. a boring or rather uninteresting person

2. typical cornstarch-thickened pudding popular in England

3. A space pastry from the andromeda glaxy who wish to turn all the englishmen into scotts men in order to win wimbleton.

Look, Mr. and Mrs. Brainsample have come on to the court, it appears they intend to eat the blancmanges.
Horray! this is a good day for man ind

blancmange by erin November 13, 2004

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blancmange

A bland, unenergetic, boring person. From an English word for a kind of custard.

Gray Davis is nothing but a blancmange.

blancmange by Cornholio September 29, 2003

Related Words

blancmange • Blancmanging • Blancanese • ostracized blamange • Black Angel • Blanca Nievesien

Blancmange

A sexually inept person.

- Dude, he`s such a blancmange. I`ve been whisky-dicked.

- Whisky be damned! He`s a dick alright.

Blancmange by MaddCatt April 24, 2021

blancmange

Noun: A sweet opaque gelatinous dessert made with cornstarch and milk.

My blancmange is bland today with my tea...pity.

blancmange by littlebrownbird October 7, 2011

Blancmanging

Verb: The act of scissoring between two grotesquely obese individuals. (usually lesbians)

Jesus christ I've just vomited myself inside out at the sight of those blubbersom whales blancmanging!

Blancmanging by aporcupine September 25, 2009

Blancanese

Happens when a sentences combines to sounds like one word. Anyone can speak it, few can understand it.

Noah: Where’s Coach

Blanca: doknothihesoerthere...
Noah: what?
Blanca: I don’t know, I think he over there

That’s Blancanese

Blancanese by Nerr March 11, 2020

ostracized blamange

word combination coined by Australian TV Presenter Rove McManus in his program Rove Live, in a segment about Googlewhacks.

ostracized blamange by Ditfos August 6, 2003

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026