Blake The Snake

Blake The Snake is a skinny, long-legged autistic child. He sometimes spends his time sucking the soul out of people. Another normal act he sometimes does is lick his step-sisters leg hair. Blake is normal. Be like Blake

“Blake The Snake is so cool. I’m going home to lick my step-sisters leg hair!”

Blake The Snake by Myteatsarebiggerthanyours December 10, 2021

blake the snake

A salamander that dont take shit from no body. When he grows up he turns into this human form that gos to the dentist every day and gets that dentist from an adult super store where the dentist rubs a dill doe on his teeth and he thinks it makes his teeth clean even though his teeth turn the color of a nigga in Compton. This can also replace the word fuck.

Blake the snake me in the ass

blake the snake by Ket__chup October 31, 2017

blake the snake

A salamander that dont take shit from no body. When he grows up he turns into this human form that gos to the dentist every day and gets that dentist from an adult super store where the dentist rubs a dill doe on his teeth and he thinks it makes his teeth clean even though his teeth turn the color of a nigga in Compton. This can also replace the word fuck.

Blake the snake me in the ass

blake the snake by Ket__chup October 31, 2017

blaze the snake

when a man puts his penis through a glory hole and the receiving person burns it with a lighter or cigarette.

I had to take a wicked diarrhea shit so I stopped at the truck stop. When someone put their pecker through the glory hole in the stall wall, I whipped out my zippo and had to blaze the snake.

blaze the snake by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019