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blake the snake

A salamander that dont take shit from no body. When he grows up he turns into this human form that gos to the dentist every day and gets that dentist from an adult super store where the dentist rubs a dill doe on his teeth and he thinks it makes his teeth clean even though his teeth turn the color of a nigga in Compton. This can also replace the word fuck.
blake the snake by Ket__chup October 31, 2017

blake the snake

A salamander that dont take shit from no body. When he grows up he turns into this human form that gos to the dentist every day and gets that dentist from an adult super store where the dentist rubs a dill doe on his teeth and he thinks it makes his teeth clean even though his teeth turn the color of a nigga in Compton. This can also replace the word fuck.
blake the snake by Ket__chup October 31, 2017

blaze the snake

when a man puts his penis through a glory hole and the receiving person burns it with a lighter or cigarette.
I had to take a wicked diarrhea shit so I stopped at the truck stop. When someone put their pecker through the glory hole in the stall wall, I whipped out my zippo and had to blaze the snake.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026