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Logan Hobbs

Logan Hobbs is a great guy with a massive schlong. He will pound through anyone who gets in the way of his dream of becoming a professional toe sucker.

“Logan Hobbs pounded through my stepsister last night because she wouldn’t let him suck her toes!”

by Myteatsarebiggerthanyours December 10, 2021

Blake The Snake

Blake The Snake is a skinny, long-legged autistic child. He sometimes spends his time sucking the soul out of people. Another normal act he sometimes does is lick his step-sisters leg hair. Blake is normal. Be like Blake

“Blake The Snake is so cool. I’m going home to lick my step-sisters leg hair!”

by Myteatsarebiggerthanyours December 10, 2021

Margo

Margo is a bootyful woman with long locks that strangle her ex boyfriends into submission. She mostly spends her time singing and blowing out eardrums of children at Saint Judges Hospital. Margo also has a collection of used pool earplugs that she likes to smell in her spare time. Margo is cool. Be like Margo!

“Did you hear what happened to Margo last night? She gave 32 children major hearing loss!

by Myteatsarebiggerthanyours May 10, 2022