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Black Tongue 

Master Boot licker. One who licks boots so much that their tongue has turned black from the shoe polish.
Chad got another promotion today, he is such a black tongue.
Black Tongue by zeusofcrete December 18, 2021
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black tongue 

Used to describe when a person says something out loud and it manifests as reality and comes true. Black Tongue *bluh-a-ck Tung*
This asshole has a black tongue. Every time he opens his mouth the shit comes true —-I wish he would shut the hell up or say he wishes I was rich and happily retired.
black tongue by Amoritito August 12, 2021

Black tongue slu 

A girl who chain smokes, gives head and then refuses to brush her teeth.
I saw Kayley leave Jeremy's room and chain smoke a carton of Camels. She's such a black tongue slu.

Black Hairy Tongue 

1. A benign (but disgusting) bacterial growth in the mouth that causes the tongue to become black and fuzzy. May spread to the teeth.

2. The grossest thing ever.

3. The side effect listed on the back of Pepto-Bismol packaging as "a harmless darkening of the tongue."

4. The #1 reason to never take Pepto-Bismol.
You: I woke up this morning with Black Hairy Tongue.
Friend: Ew. You shouldn't have taken pepto before bed!
Black Hairy Tongue by Kiwi27777 December 13, 2009

Touching the back of your tongue 

No, the under part of your tongue
yeah, that's the one

It's supposed to feel like the tip of a dick
Girl: "Can i touch your dick? uwu"
Boy: "Touch the back of your tongue"
Girl: "......."
Girl: "WOW!!"
Boy: "So what did we learn today?"
Girl: "Touching the back of your tongue feels like dick!"

Back Of My Tongue 

When you are trying to remember something, but absolutely all of the details escape you.
What was that movie again? The one with the uhhh..... uhhh..... it's right on the back of my tongue!
Back Of My Tongue by GraphicImpulse September 17, 2021

tongue down your throat so you get your voice back 

if a person sticks their tongue so far down another's throat and tickles their tonsil is has been proven that it will help get their voice back.
Girl: "My voice is gone."
Guy: "Let me tickle your tonsil with my tongue by sticking my tongue down your throat so you get your voice back."
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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