bitoof 

ITS ON THE HUB

oyhh hey I WATCH BITOOFHUB

bitoof by doovana February 2, 2021

Bidoof’s Law 

Originating from Tumblr user “Bidoof” (a Pokémon), Bidoof’s law says that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai”.

“Will there be anything more timelessly funnier on Tumblr than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai.” - Bidoof

“Bidoof’s Law strikes again.”

Bidoof’s Law by plasticmild September 17, 2019

Bidoof

The god Pokémon, the one who saved us from the calamity, the one who we pray for everyday, you might not know it but they are always there, so strong yet so tiny, able to chop trees with one chop, able to carry humans to safety with ease, able to smash rocks with one mighty punch, able to climb mountains in seconds, able to move boulders like they are nothing, able to swim up the tallest water falls, and when the world is in our last moments of hope bidoof will be there ready to save the day

“All hail bidoof”

Bidoof by TheBidoof May 2, 2018

King Bidoof 

Noun
Person who acts really stupid but is super awesome and popular. Often pulls many hoes and is known for his very unique and sometimes very gay style of clothing.

Person 1: You see that dude over there playing with fire? He's so stupid. How does he get girls?
Person 2: he's a king bidoof of course.

King Bidoof by The Real Bidoof March 15, 2013

Bidoof

A very simple Beaver-like Pokemon you can catch in the beginning of certain Pokemon games. Its simplicity is what makes it so powerful. Defeating another player with this Pokemon feels good to do but bad to be done to. This Pokemon can only be loved or hated.

I hope one day to be the greatest Bidoof trainer this world has ever seen!

Bidoof by famguy3 August 1, 2011

Bidoof

A pokemon from the Diamond & Pearl series, that is commonly used as an HM bitch. Unfortunately, Bidoof cannot learn Fly.

Can also be used as an insult.

I taught my Bidoof Surf, Flash and Cut!

You're such a Bidoof!!!

Bidoof by D Ched January 17, 2008

bidoof

an incredibly powerful pokemon with the ability to to incredible attacks such as special doof cannon and --. it often hangs out with lucario.

bidoof once walked into a bar. the world exploded. one planet cannot contain that much awesome.

bidoof by ODST May 29, 2008