When a boy is acting like a freaking diva or a (bitch), or when a girl is acting like a douche (asshole). Or when there's a guy and a girl being bitches and assholes.
boy: she's fucking ugly, i'd never do her.
girl: ew, her face looks like a freaking quesadilla
friend: you're such a bitchazzle.
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.