bitch muffin 

sone one who acts like such a bitch (see bitch) that you want to take a huge muffin and shove it up their ass.

Marshall stop being such a goddamn bitch muffin!

bitch muffin by billy joe bob April 22, 2005

bitch muffin 

A small person that looks like a rat, tends to have a bitchy attitude and takes pleasure in judging other people's appearance.

That tiny bitch muffin just judged my outfit. I feel self-conscious now.

bitch muffin by VanillaIsMyBro May 13, 2011

Pig Muffin Bitch

A Pig Muffin Bitch is a woman who has pink undertoned skin, is very fat, and lives in a trailer park. This term is used in the South of the US.

Allie: Howdy y'all! We gotta get dem darn illegals outta here yna?

Kayla: lol what a pig muffin bitch

Pig Muffin Bitch by BlackQueenReppin December 26, 2010

muffin bitch 

a freshman who delivers food to upperclassmen without respect or pay, just because he's an upperclassmen. not to be confused with a "muffin lad", who is generally friends with the upperclassmen

Stop being his muffin bitch. Just stop getting him muffins

muffin bitch by h-daskl April 12, 2008

muffin bitch 

sum one whoo bitches 2 much nd isz mad dramatic

joseph: dame willie boy u stepped on my shoes

willie boy: stop bitching

jospeh: no nigga these are my new shoes

willie boy: ur acting like a muffin bitch u suck man

muffin bitch by willie boy January 30, 2008

Muffintop Bitch 

A butchy, chunky lesbian.

She is a muffintop bitch

Muffintop Bitch by manolantern May 12, 2010

Tough Muffins Bitch 

"well isn't that just too bad"
Used to express misfortune
coined by a hilarious girl on Gull Lake (Chubby)

ME: I didn't get to see my B.F. last night.
Chubby: Tough muffins bitch; you see him every night!

Tough Muffins Bitch by Breastie January 30, 2009