bitch muffin

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sone one who acts like such a bitch (see bitch) that you want to take a huge muffin and shove it up their ass.

Marshall stop being such a goddamn bitch muffin!

bitch muffin by billy joe bob April 22, 2005

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bitch muffin

A small person that looks like a rat, tends to have a bitchy attitude and takes pleasure in judging other people's appearance.

That tiny bitch muffin just judged my outfit. I feel self-conscious now.

bitch muffin by VanillaIsMyBro May 13, 2011

Related Words

bitch muffin • muffin bitch • Pig Muffin Bitch • Muffintop Bitch • Tough Muffins Bitch • muffin batch • Bitch • Bitch Boy • bitch ass nigga • Bitch Tits

Pig Muffin Bitch

A Pig Muffin Bitch is a woman who has pink undertoned skin, is very fat, and lives in a trailer park. This term is used in the South of the US.

Allie: Howdy y'all! We gotta get dem darn illegals outta here yna?

Kayla: lol what a pig muffin bitch

Pig Muffin Bitch by BlackQueenReppin December 26, 2010

muffin bitch

a freshman who delivers food to upperclassmen without respect or pay, just because he's an upperclassmen. not to be confused with a "muffin lad", who is generally friends with the upperclassmen

Stop being his muffin bitch. Just stop getting him muffins

muffin bitch by h-daskl April 12, 2008

muffin bitch

sum one whoo bitches 2 much nd isz mad dramatic

joseph: dame willie boy u stepped on my shoes

willie boy: stop bitching

jospeh: no nigga these are my new shoes

willie boy: ur acting like a muffin bitch u suck man

muffin bitch by willie boy January 30, 2008

Muffintop Bitch

A butchy, chunky lesbian.

She is a muffintop bitch

Muffintop Bitch by manolantern May 12, 2010

Tough Muffins Bitch

"well isn't that just too bad"
Used to express misfortune
coined by a hilarious girl on Gull Lake (Chubby)

ME: I didn't get to see my B.F. last night.
Chubby: Tough muffins bitch; you see him every night!

Tough Muffins Bitch by Breastie January 30, 2009

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026