Definitions by h-daskl

muffin bitch 

a freshman who delivers food to upperclassmen without respect or pay, just because he's an upperclassmen. not to be confused with a "muffin lad", who is generally friends with the upperclassmen

Stop being his muffin bitch. Just stop getting him muffins

muffin bitch by h-daskl April 12, 2008