by ultra-penis May 6, 2008
1. A pleasant, if boring, city in North Dakota
2. The resulting red mark on a girl's face after she is slapped by a penis
2. The resulting red mark on a girl's face after she is slapped by a penis
1. The people in Bismark were nice, but I left because I was bored out of my mind.
2. Haley came out of Mike's dorm with a bismark.
2. Haley came out of Mike's dorm with a bismark.
by oscar wilde February 14, 2005
generally vague, usually involving extremely rough sex, coined after the notorious otto von bismarck orchastrated his reign of terror in eastern europe
after he bismarked her she was all torn up
by Fancy Henderson May 23, 2003
by Frank the Tank 5 August 6, 2011
The act of cumming on a girl's face after a blowjob, then punching her and smearing the blood and semen together.
by absolute-last December 18, 2002
When a girl gives a guy a blowjob and he pulls out and cums on the upper lip and then punches her in the nose breaking it causing it to bleed into the cum, the guy then takes his penis and mixes it up.
Brandon: Did you hear Alex gave Super Hoe a Danish Bismark!?!
Shane: What really no way!!?!
Alex: Ya it was great Super Hoe loves receiving a Danish Bismark!
Shane: What really no way!!?!
Alex: Ya it was great Super Hoe loves receiving a Danish Bismark!
by Wardgy January 5, 2017
"This Crohn's is murder, I've had to bomb the Bismark 3 times this morning."
or
Tim: "Where are you going Tom?"
Tom: "Bombing the Bismark, that bran has gone right through me!"
or
Tim: "Where are you going Tom?"
Tom: "Bombing the Bismark, that bran has gone right through me!"
by V3gas4ce September 2, 2009