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bishop wordsworth school 

home of the disabled joseph wigmore
"i hate joe"
"yes bishop wordsworth school"

Bishop Wordsworth's School 

A grammar school in Salisbury, Wiltshire which is currently suffering a contagous infestation of Jack Wills whores. It is also rife with wild animals such as a monkey, a walrus and a slug.

Widely hated by chavs and other uneducated scum.

Also known as BWS and Bishop's.
a: I go to Bishop Wordsworth's School.
b: Oh, that explains why you look like a fag.

a: You see that walrus over there?
b: Yes, why?
a: It's why I failed Biology.

Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys 

Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys is a grammar school in Salisbury, Wiltshire. It is the home to a (not so) fine assortment of posh bellends and miscellaneous twats gathered from the south western Wiltshire area.

Many of these said bellends twats try (and fail) to woo the finest of south wilts grammar school for girls. This generally ends up badly.

It has an air of superiority to other schools simply because it has a slogan written in latin

The place is falling apart despite what the commoners in other local (peasant) schools think.
Its teachers are a mixed lot, many of the teachers’ hairlines can be measured with sin cos and tan and
it also features the only currently know wheelchair bound PE teacher

Seriously, dont go there, its not worth having to learn latin and getting tenderly but firmly pegged by your peers just to say you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys.

Home of at least 4 confirmed pedos and one serial urinal shitter, it proudly brings the values of toxic masculinity into the 21st century.
Person 1: do you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys?

Person 2: yeah…

Person 1: oooh I hope you didn’t get felt up by Diddy Morgan

fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026

Regular Degular 

Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
Word of the Day on July 3, 2026