birthday present

(n) alcohol

let's go get alex a birthday present.

by Zramislame October 13, 2008

birthday present

The ‘birthday present’ is shorthand, used to describe a particular song that carries certain notoriety for an artist or group. This song has come to define the band/artist, regardless of its age, quality or potential embarrassment. When performing live, this particular track is virtually expected; failure to perform the number will lead to grave disappointment or even bitterness from the crowd.

The ‘birthday present’ obtains its name through its special gift-like quality that, if not received, tends to cause resentment.

If Led Zeppelin came to town they’d just *have* to perform ‘Stairway to Heaven’, it’s their birthday present!

by Snowblower99 September 5, 2005

Birthday present

The act of a female performing oral sex on a male, aka, a blowjob.

Dude, Kayleigh told me that for my birthday she might throw in an extra birthday present.(;

by Peter and the Sunday Steppers June 16, 2009

early birthday present

A present given prior to the actual birthday

Here is an early birthday present because I appreciate you

by Mikk15 December 8, 2019

canadian birthday present

when a male drugs a female, rapes her, sticks his dick in her mouth, cumshots, then cuts his dick off leaving it in the girls mouth

jeff gave susan a canadian birthday present yesterday

by nick greca March 26, 2009

Reverse birthday present

Instead of giving a gift to someone on your birthday, you expect a present instead from them.

atareh: "Devon, I know it was YOUR birthday last week, but you should still get ME something. Think of it as a reverse birthday present"

by atareh June 10, 2022

Birthday Present

When a woman gives the male oral then performs anal on her and finishes in her AKA the birthday present

Yo i gave her my famous Birthday Present last night

by Time teller January 9, 2023