Bird Watchers are federal agents who are watching drug dealers that move keys of cocaine (also known as birds)
by G.B.C. May 27, 2006

by mademan007 October 03, 2008

Person (most commonly a male person) who openly and chronically observes other male penises in public places.
(Typically after someone pisses you off, instead of calling them a "fag" or something"...Dude, you're being such a god damn birdwatcher!!!!!!!!!!
by Anthony Verrecchio January 10, 2003

When some asshole tries to cut in front of a long line of cars and the cars stay strong and refuse to let said car in. Then many of the motorists "flip the bird" to said asshole.
That idiot tried to cut in at the front and became a bird watcher when all the cars went by and flipped him off.
by Spaceman Sobchak November 07, 2011

by Nico xo! February 15, 2008

by Bird Keeper September 15, 2010

by hcaz1988 April 20, 2009
