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bingo stamp

To involuntarily put a spot on your underwear with your feces.
<Walmart customer in check out line> Can you speed it up, I'm about to bingo stamp my underwear?!
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Bingo Stamp

To stamp someone in the face with your erect, moist, bell end.

The aim of bingo stamping is to stamp someone five times anywhere on the face with the final stamp being inserted in the mouth, where the bingo stamper shouts BINGO!
James: "Played bingo stamping last night with the missus"

Nathan: "How did it go?"

James: "The girlfriend loves playing bingo stamping, got her twice on each cheek, once on the forehead and then got full bingo in her mouth. It was great!"
Bingo Stamp by BingoKing July 9, 2010

Brown Bingo Stamp 

Unwanted brown spot found on toilet paper during the ceremonial "courtesy wipe" after taking a shower, usually the result of an improper under carriage scrub down.
I couldn't help but notice your Mother took two showers back to back. She must have found a brown bingo stamp.
Brown Bingo Stamp by Herb W. December 9, 2008

brown bingo stamp 

Unwanted brown spot found on toilet paper during the ceremonial "courtesy wipe" after taking a shower, usally the result of an improper under carriage scrub down.
I couldn't help but notice Mary took two showers back to back, she probably found a brown bingo stamp.
brown bingo stamp by Herb W. December 11, 2008

bingo stamper 

When a male has some cum dribble on the tip of his penis, he smacks it on the forehead of his female (or male) companion and yells "BINGO!!!"
She sure was pissed off when I gave here a bingo stamper when her mom was visting.
bingo stamper by Spewie Lewis June 20, 2003

Bingo Stamping 

To need to shit so bad the end of the turd continues to protrude from ones arsehole stamping holes in ones drawers like a hole punch on a bingo card.
Dude, this turd is bingo stamping the fuck out of my tighty whiteys

Bingo Stamping 

When you have to poop and you feel the log poking out
That Chinese had me bingo stamping in traffic.
Bingo Stamping by ChrisMoltisanti August 25, 2025
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