Formerly known as getting drunk/hammered/bladdered/legless etc etc. The media's precise reason for their re-branding of this age-old practice remains unclear.
When any number of a group of guys go out to a frat to specifically try and hook up with as many girls as possible. The rules are a dumpster bitch counts as 1 point and a hot girl counts as 2. Knowingly hooking up with a girl that has hooked up with another member of the competition is 3 points. please visit the wikipedia page for a further and in depth description
Binge Drinking Bilge Off
Hey look, theres an ugly girl, if i hook up with her thats a point. sweet.
Hey look, theres a hot girl, thats two points.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.