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The lead singer and guitarist of the band Green Day. Also see "hottest man alive". His looks and voice are enough to make any girl (or even guy) melt, and it is also quite attractive that he doesn't think very highly of himself.

See also "delicious".
It was so hot outside today, it was almost as hot as Billie Joe Armstrong.
by Haushinka November 16, 2003
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
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Billie Joe Armstrong is an extremely sexy, talented, and wonderful 34 year old from California. All of you people who want to murder his wife just for your chance to do anything with him, It's not gonna happen. Also all the teenie boppers out there who call him 'Billy', you should really learn to start respecting his name. Also for the ones who spell it 'Greenday' ITS GREEN DAY MOTHER FUCKERS!
Teenie bopper: OmHMmmmHGGGGg!!!! I LuRvE33 BiLLy JoH ArMstRuNg! HewS SeWW GaWjUzZ!
Me:Disgrace.
Billie Joe.
by Mel ยขยพ May 28, 2006
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God.

Otherwise known as lead singer and guitarist of the punk rock band Green Day.

Definitely NOT spelled B-I-L-L-Y.
by Vaderrr May 26, 2006
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Okay, Billie Joe is like.. married. Yes, I know. He IS hott, but he's fucking MARRIED, and has two CHILDREN. And if you're 0-20, you're probably not gonna get him. Anyways, he loves his wife so I don't think they're gonna split up. I really doubt it. I do think Green Day is a very good band, to tell the truth, though. But I'm just sick of people at my school and other places going "AHH! BILLIE JOE IS SO FUCKING MINE!" I hate that.. I hope people who do that, die. Sure, he is very good-looking. But.. he's too old. :|

And yes, Billie Joe is a VERY good singer and guitarist. All of y'all are just so ignorant about it.
Girl at the mall to another girl: Billie Joe is so hott! One day, he's going to notice me, and him and his wife are gonna break up, and get a divorce with her. Then, we'll get married.
Me: *walks up to girl* Erm, 'scuse me, but that is a lie. You're what? 15?
Girl: No, 14. And yes it IS gonna happen.
Me: No it won't. Sure, he's good looking, but you're definatly too young for him. Anyways, he loves his wife and two kids very much, so stfu.
Girl: Whatever.
by Faina April 11, 2005
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Freaking awesome!. Extrmely talented guitar playing performer. Writes many of the greatest songs ever (going to pasalacqua, 16, she, bab's uvula who?, give me novacaine etc) and pretty fucking good looking
billie joe - "and my name is george w. bush.."
by Insomniac16 June 07, 2006
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