big muffin

A very large vagina.
Jasmine Byrne gotta big muffin, have you seen it lately?
by Tajsonasty March 01, 2016
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ate the big muffin

In computer science, a technical term referring to a thread entering a huge goddamn blocking scenario outside of its control such as a page fault or descheduling.
Bro that wait-free queue was fucking burning through our data, but then thread 6147 ate the big muffin and the buffer choked.
by tobylikescoffee November 20, 2013
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Big Dirty Muffin

A muffin that is big, but also dirty.
Oprah's snack table was full of Big Dirty Muffins.
by Gentleman, and a Scholar. December 14, 2010
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