big muffin

A very large vagina.

Jasmine Byrne gotta big muffin, have you seen it lately?

by Tajsonasty August 19, 2016

ate the big muffin

In computer science, a technical term referring to a thread entering a huge goddamn blocking scenario outside of its control such as a page fault or descheduling.

Bro that wait-free queue was fucking burning through our data, but then thread 6147 ate the big muffin and the buffer choked.

by tobylikescoffee November 19, 2013

Big Dirty Muffin

A muffin that is big, but also dirty.

Oprah's snack table was full of Big Dirty Muffins.

by Gentleman, and a Scholar. December 15, 2010