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Big Dick Lens 

A Big Dick Lens (BDL) is any camera lens bought primarily by men in mid life crisis for the sake of male enhancement. A BDL is exorbitantly expensive, providing it's owner with a feeling of smug superiority. Examples include the Leica Noctilux-M 50mm f/0.95 ASPH., which retails for almost $12,000. Nobody needs a BDL for any useful purpose, it's purely for show.
Guy: I need a Big Dick Lens for my Leica M10

Other Guy: Get a Noctilux, that BDL will give you a monster cock!
Big Dick Lens by KenRockwell69 August 13, 2018

big black linus 

this is when linus plays an adc called lucian in the game league of legends
Oh no its the big black linus, he is really fed.
big black linus by gernaldo December 6, 2022