Big Job

A poo that didn't flush.

when you head for a toilet only to find someone has left a poo thats bigger then 'normal' - you feel disgusted, yet hold an element of respect for the owner, and walk away.

by rap November 9, 2003

big job

Unusually large fecal matter, often deposited in the toilet causing blockage.

Ahh, that was a big job, had to flush it three times.

by The Asshatter December 19, 2006

big job

A term used to describe a high-ranking and/or well-paid employment position. This terms is usually used by people from the English-speaking Caribbean and Africa.

Mavis finished university and got a big job working for the government.

by RoxTafari October 5, 2010

big job

An mtg phrase that used to be used when something highly improbable happened. Now it has been basterdized, and is used way to much.

Fluctuator beat landstill? Big Job!

by Clavio May 1, 2005

Big Kid Job

A Big Kid Job is one's first job upon completing college or some other form of higher learning. Essentially, this job is the beginning of an actual career rather than continuing along a string of shitty, unprofessional, or unskilled positions.

"Hey man, did you guys hear that Bob just got his first big kid job? No more boozing until 3 AM on Wednesdays for him . . ."

by big dick boss January 31, 2009

big boy job

A respectable career for a man.

I need to finish college and get a big boy job because waiting tables at TGI Fridays hurts my ego.

by WillyVicious August 25, 2011

you get that on the big jobs

A nicer way of saying "Shit happens".

random1: While I was getting groceries at the store today, some bum went and stole my child.

random2: you get that on the big jobs

by Random3 December 23, 2009