A fun loving giant sized teddy bear, with long hair and a scrappy beard, he is the biggest stoner you will ever meet Drives a big green van ( usually called the shaggin wagon) works at an italian restraunt to make up for his small sized dick and will repeatedly ask his friends mom to have sex with him.
Bro your mom is hot, maybe she will come smoke with me in the shaggin wagon (big jake)
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).