The fat, ugly girl who hangs out with a group of very attractive women. The big fat friend is a notorious cock block and will do whatevr she can to prevent you from sleeping with her friends. Her biggest weakness is the non-discriminating wingman who will sleep with anyone.
I was macking on this girl, but her big fat friend wouldn't leaveus alone.
Usually a female friend of your girlfriend. You HAVE to get on with her for the sake of your relationship but she doesn't make it easy! She'll make sarcy comments, Make fun of you and demand to be everywhere that you and your girlfriend go.
Listen to "Big Fat Friend by Stephen Lynch" for more info :P
Guy 1: Oh hey did you end up getting with Rachel last night?
Guy 2: Nah her Big Fat Friend was there the whole night, Wouldn't fucking leave man
Guy 1: That sucks, just bring her a picnic basket next time!
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.