biffed

Angry; annoyed; frustrated

I'm so biffed that she bailed on our plans at the last second.

by Lucifreyja December 14, 2013

biffed

To accidentally shit your pants.

"Aw man! That smells like shit! Someone just biffed"

by Mulatto July 27, 2006

biffed it

To fall on your face or in an absolutely ridiculous fashion, often suffering and being badly injured in the act.

Boy runs into a tree and breaks his leg.
"Wow, that kid totally biffed it!"

by Shelista February 2, 2009

BIF

Acronym for "Butt In Front". Usually associated with middle, to elderly women in stretchy polyester pants which, when pulled up high enough give the illusion of their ass actually being in the front. Synonym: Pumpkin Cunt

Dude, my old aunt's got a BIF so big, she can rest a Pepsi bottle on it.

by Jac February 27, 2004

BIF

Noun - pronounced "biff".
The unsightly bulge older women develop between their belly and their crotch. Stands for "butt in front".
See also minge pelmet.

The only thing I remember about my elementary school music teacher is her gargantuan BIF.

Look at the BIF on that miwlf.

by Cicero's Assassin August 30, 2007

bif

when some ones boob is in your face (also can be applied to butt in face)

Stephanie: *bends over*
Camila: whoa man total BIF

by Giaretta de la Sol November 11, 2009

BIF

Bitches Is Fucked

Man, I so sick of all the drama from this pussy, BIF...

by vulvatronic September 12, 2010