You see there are three genders; Boys, Girls and cats. So Bicatual means that you like cats and boys ( this is a term for girls liking both cats and boys)
(For a girls perspective)
Meowsbian- likes cats
Bisexual- males and females
Lesbian- females
Purrtual- Females and cats
Straight- Guys
cute boy- 'Wow GURL you look hot!!!!'
cute girl- 'yeah, I am just gonna inform you, I am Bicatual'
cute boy- ' oh! Ok, we'll have a nice night!
cute girl- 'mmmm, I thought so'
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!