bewanged Share definition Flag A word created by Homer Simpson for those of the male gender. I.e. those with wangs. On tailgaiting: "What childbirth is to women, eating trunk meats is to the bewanged." bewanged by John P. Beezy May 5, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the bewanged mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch