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betthel

pronunciation: b-eh-th-ol
stands for Best-Eglish-Teacher-That-Has-Ever-Lived
chad ''do you have Mrs.windol as your english teacher?''

lindy ''yeah shes the betthel''

chad ''Really?! I thought people were just being nice''

lindy ''no, she really is''
by emilyhasnocheekfatlol December 10, 2020
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Bethel

Bethel- *house of god* in Hebrew - very funny, creative and beautiful, People tend to want to be around her because of her amazing personality and beautiful smile ! Although she may seem shy at times, you really got to get to know her to see her real side. Plays volleyball and has big goals for the future Probabley in the medical field.
“ Bethel just made my day

Omg your so beautful bethel”
by Sabrina Oviamne March 15, 2018
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Bethel,CT

Tiny little town in CT. Most people that live there are called bethelites.
Where everyone has been to Dr. Mike's and Blue Jay Orchards.
And every kid in town has worked at Bethel Food grocery store.
Everyone either goes to BHS, or Immaculate, and upon graduation at least half went to UCONN.
You feel like a minority if you don't go to St. Mary's
P.T. Barnum Square is known as "the green"
Only one Movie theater in the entire town and half the people that live there doesn’t know it exists.
P.T. Barnum was born here.
Everyone knows where Greenwood Avenue is.
Everyone is most likely Irish and/or Italian.
Everyone has partied Capellaro's Grove at least once.
The most exciting thing in this town was waiting for carnival to come.
All people consider everyone in Danbury to be ghetto.
The best diner is the Sycamore.
Everyone gives directions by saying "OK, you'll cross over some railroad tracks..."
All the Berry kids hated the Rockwell kids, or went to Rockwell and hated the Berry kids
Everyone knows who "Ikey" is
Everyone’s parents fought to keep McDonalds, Target, and Big Y from coming to town
All the kids attended DARE class with Officer DeLuca, but almost all of them became potheads, or doing other various drugs.
Bethel can be broken down by Chimney Heights, Stony Hill, Downtown, and 302
Where we joke about the "Small Town Thugs"
Everyone can vaguely make out their neighbor's house through the trees.
Every Sunday breakfast is at O'Neil's or Jacqueline's.
Where no one locks their front doors when they leave the house.
Whenever anyone is asked from this town, they say "Danbury"
Everyone knows where "The Little Red School House," is regardless of its present color
Where everyone's mom knows everyone in town and not be far from the truth.
There are more pizza places than anything else.
It’s where I-84 takes you everywhere you want to be
Where no one pronounces the T in WestConn
It's inevitable that no matter what bar you go to, no matter where in Fairfield County you live, you WILL see someone you went to high school with...
"I live by Danbury, it's a town called, "Bethel,CT"
by Greennie April 14, 2008
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BETHELEHEM

Bethelehem is an amazing , funny girl. She may be insecure at times. And doesn't want to burden others with her troubles but when your a close fried you will see her open up to you. She is a very shy person at first but when you get to know her she never stops talking! A Bethlehem puts a smile on your face and never stops. You many get into arguments, but they don't hold on to grudges. Bethelehem's don't usually like 2 people at once. They are only hooked on one guy then move on to the next. Dating a Bethelehem is a privilege. If you get one never let her go. They don't believe in second chances. Bethelehem is a rare name that belongs to the city of Bethlehem. Being a Bethelehem is an amazing gift, even knowing a bethelehem makes you a lucky person. Everyone needs a Bethelehem.
Bethelehem's Best Friend- (laughing, face turns red)
Girl- Hey, why are you laughing so hard.
Bethelehem's Best Friend- oh, I was just talking to Bethelehem!
Girl- oh, really? she seems a little shy.
Bethelehem's Best Friend- At first she is, but she will warm up to you.
Girl- Lucky! I always wanted to have a Bethelehem
Bethelehem's Best Friend- Ya. She's the best!
by Djdhbejeldh November 4, 2017
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Bethel

Typically (Jewish) usually used to describe a gorgeous female. Bethel's are pretty and a lot of people like them, but typically don't date many people because they like the attention. If you ever get one to like you, it's a blessing.
Did you see that hot Bethel?
by Yclnbmeh December 28, 2014
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Bethelihem

A prophecy said that this child will be the salvation of all mankind. he will have significant marks that will distinguish him from others like "The hand of god" which will 2 birthmarks on it, one on the palm and the other on a finger, the smaller one will be a shade lighter. The other distinguishing mark will be a small scar on his left chest, which no one will have memory of. he was named to be the gateway for Jeshua of Nazareth (Jesus Christ) and one who has both the darkest and lightest minds of history.
We cant we need to find his pathway its supposed to be Bethelihem
by The Prophet of Mankind. April 12, 2011
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Bridge of Bethel

The soft succulent area of skin between a woman's vagina and her sweet anus.
Ah, the Bridge of Bethel, but of course. (Must use weird European accent.)
by The Slickone! October 21, 2004
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