compound noun
1. A visible mass of condensed beta males floating in a bar or club, typically surrounding a single female.

2. An indistinct or billowing mass of weakness, especially of a group of males all fiddling with their cellphones and incapable of face-to-face communication with the female they are crowding over.

3. A state or cause of gloom, suspicion, trouble, or worry, especially for an alone, single female in an establishment that sells alcohol.
"My friend disappeared behind a beta cloud in the middle of the dance floor."

"A beta cloud passed over Jessica's face after she passed out at the bar."

Girl 1, "Did Jessica ever make it out of the bar yesterday? She's hasn't answered any of my texts since then."
Girl 2, "The last time I saw her, she was engulfed by a beta cloud on her way to the bathroom. Hey, you win some and you lose some."
by Gdrw October 9, 2017
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