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bestie bitch 

people who use bestie in every sentence

the personification of the gen z hospital skit
1: hey bestie in the bathroom rn farting his cum out of my asshole

2: stfu such a bestie bitch
bestie bitch by qunank May 17, 2021
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Littlest bestie bitch

The lil lil bestie kaileecakes kaileepop niece girl who sigmas everywhere becauseshes all exploding with all this beststeffystuff personality and overflowing with bestie love and it is the crazy cutest lil lil shit in this crazy universe
Where is that littlest bestie bitch when you need a really big sneak attack group sissy hug with that aunttrinabitch.

Beastie Bitch 

Noun. singular. Has several definitions:
1) a white female who is unusually obsessed with 90's hip-hop acts, particularly The Beastie Boys.
2) a female who closely resembles a man, or has obvious masculine features (facial hair, etc.)
3) the female who plays the male role in a lesbian relationship.
4) a female who is usually pleasant, but does a complete 180 when on the rag.
5) a very unconvincing drag queen.
6) Chynna, the wrestler or Xena, the Warrior Princess.
Man 1:"Check out that tall, thick thang over there!"
Man 2: 'Dude, she looks like my brother...'
Man 3: "Yeah, that's a beastie bitch.."
or
Man 1: "Dog, why your wife actin a beast?"
Man 2: "You know what time it is.."

Bitch Besties 

Bitch besties

The type of besties you can bitch to about anything, also because they are kind of a bitch also
Bitch Besties by Bestieessss May 17, 2017
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