Bertism

A gay religious group made by the god, bert Lunder from oklahoma

Yo vro what's your religion?

Nigga it's bertism

Bertism by Quafflelover69 August 19, 2017

Bertis

Usually one cool motha-fucka. He is usually a dark eyed, dark haired, tanned skinned, muscular man. They are usually really sweet and chill guys but, they can kick ass when its needed and they hardly lose. A Bertis can drive the sexiest girls wild, and shows them a good time. He is very flirtatious but once in a relationship, that girl is the only one for him. If you get one, keep em.

Look at that Bertis
Bertis is just a great guy and a good friend

Bertis by jamanfued May 17, 2011

bertisexual 

bertisexual is when you are attracted to somebody who is defined as berti but his real name is not berti. infact we are all in love with berti even berti himself, therefore we are all bertisexual

hi
hi
i'm bertisexual
omg samee

bertisexual by bertiseksualja October 7, 2021

burtism 

practice and philosophy of the burt (all encompassing)

Esoteric Burtism was my guiding light in a sea of degeneracy

burtism by burtinctionburtinction May 14, 2017

Bertis12 

A 14 year old trash player in any game he plays That trash talks way too much and thinks everything is cringe xdddddddd

Me:Hey Have you seen bertis12 not swear a sentence he makes?
You:No.

Bertis12 by _ttneliS October 2, 2017

Burtism 

A branch of Atheism based upon the belief that human milk keeps spirits away and is the true god of heaven and hell.

I practice Burtism everyday when I milk my fat tits and slather it onto my body to preserve my age and keep that pesky Zozo from my house.

Burtism by Atom Heart April 23, 2021

Beatism

Fascinatingly consistent severely abominable, nauseating and morbid unluckiness

Will: I just had deal fall through again for the 5th time the last 2 months

Brianne: Ah man it sounds like you got a case of Beatism

Beatism by William2052003 April 20, 2023