bendyism 

Political philosophy that posits that the ideal state is one that "bends" to meet the needs of its citizens.

Hey, I was reading about Bendyism in The Contortionists Manifesto.

bendyism by teh_werd_shmith August 22, 2008

Bundyism 

A religion that closely follows the tenets of philosopher and male hero Al Bundy. Followers of Bundyism must make frequent trips to the nudie bar, read lots of porno magazines, and refrain from making love to their spouses. Followers of Bundyism must also have affiliation with NO MA'AM. Bundyism is characterized by the Nine Commandments:

1. It's okay to call hooters "knockers" and sometimes "snack trays."
2. It is wrong to be French.
3. It's okay to put all bad people in a giant meat grinder.
4. Lawyers: see rule three.
5. It is okay to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6. Everyone should car pool but me.
7. Bring back the word "stewardesses."
8. Synchronized Swimming is NOT a sport.
9. Mud wrestling IS a sport.

Al Bundy's philosophy just makes so much sense to me, that's why I follow Bundyism

Bundyism by tedsexington December 9, 2008

Bennyism 

bennyism is a religion worshiping benny from stranger things

i worship bennyism

Bennyism by reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee kid May 28, 2021

Bennyism 

A bennyism is a phrase that Benny uses allo that is very funny. Also the bennyisms are commonly missused by ray.
e.g. "Wow way to suck", "Uhh, Enter object name hereme up", "Crusification" (must be in right context such as describing how badly a truck got hit with a snowball)

Shut the hell up Ray, you used a bennyism in the wrong context and u cant say them right!

Bennyism by Ben Swack February 9, 2005