when you're porking your girlfriend and she is riding you and then suddenly your cock slips out and she accidently bounces on it and bends it in half...painful

oh yes baby, ride my fucking cock...harder...oh fuck me, COCK BEND!!!!

cock bend by metzz October 7, 2003

Related Words

bendy cock • Beddy Cocker • bends my cock • cock bend • Fort Bend Strawberry Cocktail • Bundycock • bendy Crocker • bendy • bendy wendy • bendy straw

bends my cock

When a person or act is found to be so annoying that it actually creates feelings of anger and pain, almost as if someone is bending your cock.

It bends my cock

bends my cock by Airborne Les October 7, 2009

Beddy Cocker

A chick who is always ready to go to bed for cock!

Pamela Anderson and Angolina Jolie, now there's two prime examples of Beddy Cocker.

Beddy Cocker by Sharon Stone June 30, 2006

Fort Bend Strawberry Cocktail

Fucking a girl on her period, nutting into her vagina, and drinking the mixture of semen and period blood.

"Hey man I'm going to my girls house, you want anything to drink?" "Yeah make me a Fort Bend Strawberry Cocktail."

Fort Bend Strawberry Cocktail by remjob2 June 10, 2017

Bundycock

An extremely curved pathetic excuse for a human penis, which resembles a boomerang.

Girl says: I'll show you mine if you show me yours.

Guy says: LOL OKAY ILL SEND YOU A PICTURE OF MY COCK!

Girl says: LOL BUNDYCOCK!!!!

Bundycock by Fryz0r December 14, 2008

Bundycock

An extremely curved pathetic excuse for a human penis, which resembles a boomerang.

That thing is so curved...it must be a bundycock!

Bundycock by Syntheticgeek March 3, 2007

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026