Bend Or

A popular town in the Pacific Northwest and now dependency of the 'The Bay Area'. Bend was invaded in 1992 by an advancing army from 'The Bay Area' of California. Bend was quicky conquered with little resistance. In modern times most Bend inhabitants will tell you they are from the 'The Bay Area' and how much they love Bend and wouldn't want to be anywhere else before telling you that the restaurants or shopping and pretty much everything else isn't as good as in the 'The Bay Area'. Most former residents of 'The Bay Area' would earn much more money there if they went back but have chosen not to, instead preferring to stay in Bend and tell everyone they meet that they are from 'The Bay Area' and how they would earn much more money if they ever did go back.

Bend Or is Californian colony originally occupied in 1992.

Bend Or by Bendenlightenment July 8, 2014

Bend Oregon

A town located in central Oregon near Mt Bachelor. Locals sometimes refer to the town as "Ted's Town" or "T Town".

Welcome to Bend Oregon, bitch!

Bend Oregon by JWBooth December 31, 2011

bendor 

A term for a boy who likes to practice the gay arts. Feared amoung non-gays

"here comes massive bendor, cover your arses"
"oh what a massive bendor"

bendor by balhngsdg May 3, 2005

bendoretti 

The distressed human pose mimicking a motorcycle Bending over and forward with arms held straight in air behind ones self like handle bars . The Rider of the Bendoretti grasps its arms/handle bars from behind as if riding a motorcycle.

" Bendoretti !" said person bends over and gets ready , Rider assumes position... Driver kick starts the Bendoretti using shin diggers, Bendoretti is expected to " Vroom". If Bendoretti runs out of gas , add fuel in whichever way suits, if Bendoretti sputters, or stalls, check it's gears in prescribed method. This pose is for entertainment only , such as losing a bet and should not be used as punishment.

bendoretti by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019