Definitions by Shmuckatellee

Recycle 

To return to the earth in ground up bits, to be absorbed back into the earth. As to pass through a wood chipper.

" If you ever touch me again I will RECYCLE you". Ashes to ashes dust to dust, you get recycled, less criminals to bother us.

Recycle by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

Genitardia 

The state of misinformation, incapability of knowing or lack of education regarding ones genitals , or the location, science , position or function of another's genitals.

" Ow! That's not how that works ! What is wrong with you do have genitardia?"

Genitardia by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

jimmy chews 

Formerly known as Jimmy Choos, rebranded after the dog gets a hold of them, or other tragedies befall the shoes such as deep scuffs , gravel tears, or scabby looking ruin on the shine of your boots. $$$

* Dang that's nasty you showed up in Jimmy Chews, buff out those scratches or trash em"

jimmy chews by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

bendoretti 

The distressed human pose mimicking a motorcycle Bending over and forward with arms held straight in air behind ones self like handle bars . The Rider of the Bendoretti grasps its arms/handle bars from behind as if riding a motorcycle.

" Bendoretti !" said person bends over and gets ready , Rider assumes position... Driver kick starts the Bendoretti using shin diggers, Bendoretti is expected to " Vroom". If Bendoretti runs out of gas , add fuel in whichever way suits, if Bendoretti sputters, or stalls, check it's gears in prescribed method. This pose is for entertainment only , such as losing a bet and should not be used as punishment.

bendoretti by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

ear douche 

The comforting that females give each other when one has been seriously bitch burned.

Ashley :" OMG Becky don't believe her, you have the most perfectly groomed brows I've ever seen, you know she's just jealous , Jenny said Scott is dumping her for being such a bitch, seriously" Becky : " ok, thanks for the ear douche ! High 5! Let's get a mocha"

ear douche by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015

dereluctance 

Derelict / Reluctance. The reluctance to fix a derelict program, which results in misuse, abuse and general overlooking the issues of program, since it is soon to be retired. Although it should be fixed, destroyed, or updated, avoiding it seems effective.

" Nate's dereluctance to do anything with this left me with choice but to trash it"

dereluctance by Shmuckatellee October 13, 2015