Ben Harris

Ben Harris is a midget cunt who is addicted with Ryan Bowen. If he is given a briefcase and is wearing a blazer he looks like Will from The Inbetweeners. He is addicted to shitty games such as: Five NIghts At Freddys, he believes these games are real and often makes references that no one even understands or gives a flying fuck about. He makes several suicide jokes a day and I often want him to just do it. Ben Harris has a solid relationship with Vince Harris, they often engage in sexual interaction and has floated the idea of a threesome with a man named Neil Bowen (His best friend Ryan Bowens dad) He will often violently assault Religious Studies teachers.

Ben Harris is a fucking gimp.

Ben Harris by Wagwan Whitmore September 25, 2018

ben harris has hooves 

A phrase with many possible interpretations. Most commonly it is used to exclaim surprise and joy similar to "who'd have thought it?!" Derives from a character (Ben Harris) who grew hooves and surprised and delighted everyone with them in equal measure.

Ben Harris has hooves, we made it to the final!

ben harris has hooves by rawhidecopper February 28, 2009