belvidere high school 

A high school in diddlyfuck nowhere where its a whole bunch of white kids thinking they can fight and spend the money they dont have on juuls and weed, loud freshman, and booty at sports. But since we dont get mommy and daddys money we are not dickheads like BNHS

Belvidere High School
“Oh so you’re not athletic”
WHAT? I cant hear you over these freshman

belvidere high school by Balloonbloopers April 15, 2019

Belvidere High School 

Here in Belvitucky, every white boy with a mullet WILL tell you with your body and you'll have a great time getting around the massive groups of people in the hallway. Let's not forget about the freshman who think they own the place...

Belvidere High School? Yeah, I've heard of it. Some kid told me that abortion is murder and a freshman glared at me for sneezing.

Belvidere High School by Urmommyshumbleabode October 6, 2021

Belvidere North Highschool 

What dumb cuck thought it would be a good idea to put a highschool in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Some people say that out of the two local highschools, it is the “richer, cleaner,” one. While in reality, it’s just as fucking shitty as it’s counterpart.

“Oh so you’re from Belvidere North Highschool?”
“Yeah.”
“So, what kind of group are you in?”
“I’m one of the fuckboy freshman who vapes in the bathroom.”
“Oh so you’re gay.”

Belvidere North Highschool by Good ol’ Belvitucky June 7, 2018

Belvidere North Highschool 

Who’s stupid ass thought it would be a good idea to put a school in the middle of buttfuck nowhere. Out of the two local highschools, it is known to be the “richer,” and “cleaner,” one. However, it is just as fucking trashy as it’s counter part. Also, the freshman always vape in the bathrooms.

“Oh so you’re from Belvidere North Highschool?”
“Yeah.”
“Oh so you’re gay.”

Belvidere North Highschool by Good ol’ Belvitucky June 7, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019