Bellport Middle School

Bellport Middle School . It’s a gay ass school in Long Island that poisons kids with the toxic school lunch food . It sucks . Also ,, this is a historical school where protesters stand outside naked . But honestlyyy .. the fight are lowkey fire ... but I mean yeah it sucks . Plus ,, all the kids can smd with their irrelevant asses . Don’t be surprised if you walk in and you see a bunch of high kids walking around the hallways . And in this school , you can find drug dealers in the bathroom ! Yay !

Bellport middle school can smd

Bellport Middle School by You mother July 24, 2019

Bellport Middle School

A school where people like Mr. Mac should just stop blowing fucking whistles into microphones to get us to shut the hell up bc NEWS FLASH it doesnt fucking work bitches! also, do you want to die? well say no more! bc this school has the best menu to choose your very last fucking bowl of crap. Hooray!!!! on the other hand, if u want to eat uncooked cookies in home ed, you can! you have no other choice but to eat them and puke ur fucking guts out! and this is a special message to Ms. Garcia..... FUCKING QUIT NO ONE WANTS U AS A TEACHER OK?! GOODBYE!

student: how come i can't go to D.C.?
another student: BC WE GO TO BELLPORT MIDDLE SCHOOL, THE CHEAPEST SCHOOL ON LONG ISLAND.

Bellport Middle School by dino plant November 2, 2019

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bellport middle school

bellport middle school is where all the 7th graders are treeshes and suck mad dick , but some of the 8th graders are sexy asf ( javi , cj , jesse , and a lot of other guys ) but besides that everyone smokes nic and weed :)

bellport middle school

bellport middle school by šhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh November 24, 2019

Bellport middle school

Welcome to bellport middle school where teachers like ms Garcia tell students to off themselves for missing assignments. Known for its naked protesters and now the district owing 5.9 MILLION DOLLARS!!!!! You will see kids fighting on the daily over some ugly ass boy. Principal Dr colson who couldn’t be bothered to actually do his job, just there for the paycheck. Teachers who bully students and put students at risk of their safety 🥰

You go to bellport middle school?

How’s your mental state probably shitty

Bellport middle school by _nighthawk February 18, 2022

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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