girlfriend and boyfriend having sex:
gf:"you've got a weird shaped bellend!"
bf:"shut up you bellend, go do it with someone else then!! Someone with a better bellend!!"
gf:"fine i will!"
...
and the bellend is put in boxers!!
gf:"you've got a weird shaped bellend!"
bf:"shut up you bellend, go do it with someone else then!! Someone with a better bellend!!"
gf:"fine i will!"
...
and the bellend is put in boxers!!
by RachJessSunny February 16, 2009
(1) Slang name for the head, or bulbous tip of the penis.
(2) Nickname given to my girlfriends total twat of a husband.
(2) Nickname given to my girlfriends total twat of a husband.
"Honey that fucking mardarse bellend has threw another sickie and not gone to work, I won't be able to get to yours today.
"Just tell him you're off to see me because I am better in bed than he ever could be, I don't need a vacuum pump to get it up. I mean it's not as though he doesn't know is it. He found the christmas card off me 12 months ago and is still too much of a shithouse to deal with this situation"
"Just tell him you're off to see me because I am better in bed than he ever could be, I don't need a vacuum pump to get it up. I mean it's not as though he doesn't know is it. He found the christmas card off me 12 months ago and is still too much of a shithouse to deal with this situation"
by fasc February 1, 2007
by Bob March 21, 2005
Slang for a the nob of a penis. A bellend is usually just a complete fuckwit who lowrides his skinny bent as fuck jeans with his globe high tops with a range of different clothing above the waist including a lakers snapback, DGK hoodie, gay wanna be gloves with the fingers half cut off, a beanie with an alcohol brand on it even though their gone after one cruiser they also plays music as load as his piece of shit sndroid speaker will go.
by NZ October 3, 2014