behryn 

A Behryn is the kind of person who literally will make a joke then laugh at it. He’s the kind of kid who hears someone tell the joke then tell it louder. They’re kind of toxic, but you can tolerate them. He’s just… a Chad, kind of, but an ugly Chad. He doesn’t have good taste in women, but will make fun of you for who you like. If you ever meet a Behryn, good luck.
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Oh my god, look at Behryn. So rude.

behryn by that weird clarinet player May 3, 2022

Behrens 

A Behrens is usually a last name that people will have. They are very kind people who work extremely hard for what they have. But they sadly lose people in their lives a lot. Behrens’s are good at making people smile when they need it. And they know when to put someone in place. If you mess with one member of the family you mess with all of them. If you stay on the Behrens’s good side you will forever be in their hearts and when ever you need their help they are willing to do it.

Those Behrens’s are so kind and wouldn’t hurt a soul

Behrens by spread the love and November 26, 2018

Penn State Behrend 

Located in north-western Pennsylvania, this branch campus offers a variety of majors/minors to a generally unmotivated student body.

The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.

Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.

The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.

Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.

Penn State Behrend was the only school I applied to, but unfortunately i got in.

Penn State Behrend by NDKalltheway November 6, 2009

behrang 

Behrang is the smartest and the hotest person a girl can meet in here life. ong

Oh he is a behrang

behrang by LordBrazy March 10, 2021

the Behrend Ratio 

of or pertaining to, an obscenely disproportional ratio of dicks to bitches.

"Dude, lets go to that party at UGates!"

"Nah man, they'll be rocking the Behrend Ratio."

"Fuck."

the Behrend Ratio by bored@psuerie January 24, 2010

Behringer

A german musical equipment manufacturer that produces its goods in china. Among many things they make mixers, amplifiers and microphones and sell them at significantly low prices. Often get a bad rap by professionals often times unfairly. While not all of their stuff is always the most reliable choice, their value is incredible and to most starving artists the accessibility to good gear at a fraction of the price of other brands is a godsend.

I would have to sell my house to buy most advanced mixing consoles but the behringer does the job just fine at a fraction of the price. The price difference much exceeds the quality difference.

Behringer by stingingpaininthebrain March 27, 2015

Anders Behring Breivik 

Primary weapon:- Ruger Mini-14 rifle, holographic sight
Secondary weapon:- Glock 17 pistol, extended mags

Equipment:- C4 (Fertilizer bomb IRL)
Perk 1: UAV Jammer (police uniform IRL)
Perk 2: Stopping power (because he used hollow point bullets IRL, lol n00b)
Perk 3: Double tap

Sir Anders initiated his quest for the high score by detonating a fertilizer bomb in downtown Oslo, dressed up as a cop, and snuck behind enemy lines like a 1337 spy, yo. Pretending to secure the area following the initial explosion, he escaped the blast zone and made his way to Utopya Island where hippie faggots hold their annual bacchanalia. Smiling genially, he invited his victims to gather round (they believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on them with a Glock 17 pistol, Ruger Mini-14 rifle and Benelli Nova shotgun.

With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Anders took his sweet time searching every tent, sniping every swimmer, chasing the enemy looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double tapping anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure, which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. And so a new high score was born.

Anders Behring Breivik is currently "imprisoned" in the Halden Prison, which is basically a giant resort for Norway's criminals (Don't believe me? Look it up!) There he'll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer.

Anders Behring Breivik by The Finnisher April 28, 2012