A Bergen Joke is one that takes copious amounts of effort to plan while producing low to moderate levels of humor. Typically, a Bergen Joke is enjoyed most by the joke-teller and after successfully completing a Bergen Joke, one should be moderately pleased with oneself when the subjects express their confusion regarding the amount of effort exerted. Historically, Bergen Jokes find their roots in dad-jokes, but in an extended manner and with added shenanigans.
I knew it was a Bergen Joke when my girlfriend couldn't believe I spent 5 months teaching the cat to turn off the lights when our house-guests are in the shower.
He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.
He's the best at Bergen Jokes, he never knows when its time to give up.
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A Behrens is usually a last name that people will have. They are very kind people who work extremely hard for what they have. But they sadly lose people in their lives a lot. Behrens’s are good at making people smile when they need it. And they know when to put someone in place. If you mess with one member of the family you mess with all of them. If you stay on the Behrens’s good side you will forever be in their hearts and when ever you need their help they are willing to do it.
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Get the Behrens mug.You constantly hear "my nigga" or "that's whats up". Majority of the people in the school are hispanic. Majority of the students who attend are ghetto. There are too many potheads to count. You can smell weed out of the boys bathroom. You have gym everyday and it's a pain in the ass. When you walk to and from school on bergenline, there is always some creepy guy starring at girls. You always hear girls talking about how "someone's talk'n shit." and how they're going to fight them. You never hear someone say "totally" or "seriously" rather than "deadass." You can get a referral for having your id under your shirt or being late to lunch. Wearing an I.d. after your last period, you'll be called a freshman. Favoritism plays a big part in NBHS. Half of the teachers in the school shouldn't even be teaching because they're bipolar. A lot of the teachers think that all students are bad and the good ones should be taken for granted. The security guards are annoying. Word spreads around like the h1n1 virus. Half of the kids in the school have some sort of STDs. If you loose your virginity in nbhs, it would probably be in your Freshman year. There are a whole bunch of chongas with their camiltoes because of their really tight pants. Of course nothing is said to them because the security guards like looking at them, but wearing sweat pants is a crime against god, and your sent to (ISS) or (TLC). Sometimes you feel like the staff of the school is in a mafia of some sort.
my nigga there's this white boy that just came from paramus.
everygirl is on his dick, he's so gay.
He doesn't belong in North Bergen High School
everygirl is on his dick, he's so gay.
He doesn't belong in North Bergen High School
by stopitstupid June 17, 2012
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The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.
Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.
The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.
Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.
The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.
Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.
The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.
Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.
by NDKalltheway November 6, 2009
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More cows then people
Smelly
If you see a group of Mexicans, run.
More cows then people
Smelly
If you see a group of Mexicans, run.
When passing through byron bergen be sure to expect tractors, mexicans, cows, and occasionally drunk kids walking down the road.
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