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A Behrens is usually a last name that people will have. They are very kind people who work extremely hard for what they have. But they sadly lose people in their lives a lot. Behrens’s are good at making people smile when they need it. And they know when to put someone in place. If you mess with one member of the family you mess with all of them. If you stay on the Behrens’s good side you will forever be in their hearts and when ever you need their help they are willing to do it.
Those Behrens’s are so kind and wouldn’t hurt a soul
Behrens by spread the love and November 26, 2018
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Penn State Behrend 

Located in north-western Pennsylvania, this branch campus offers a variety of majors/minors to a generally unmotivated student body.

The school receives an annual snow fall of 30 to 40 feet which begins approximately 45 minutes after the blistering heat ends in August. The focal point of the campus is the amazing physics phenomena which requires students to walk uphill to and from class.

Around 65% of the students are 5th year seniors thanks to the grand engineering scheduling structure. On a more positive note, the school offers a male to female ratio of about 6 to 1 which is more balanced than years past. However, with this increase in female population comes a steep rise in bitch.

The food options for Behrend are limited to dobbins (home of the dobbins dash), Bruno's, and the always lovely Hungry Howie's. Without the latter, the entire student body would certainly starve to death or resort to cannibalism.

Overall, Penn State Behrend is absolutely the greatest school anyone could ever go to because amazing crazy things always happen (pop secret). If you can tunnel through the snow and bull shit, its not all that bad of a place to live.
Penn State Behrend was the only school I applied to, but unfortunately i got in.
Penn State Behrend by NDKalltheway November 6, 2009

the Behrend Ratio 

of or pertaining to, an obscenely disproportional ratio of dicks to bitches.
"Dude, lets go to that party at UGates!"

"Nah man, they'll be rocking the Behrend Ratio."

"Fuck."
the Behrend Ratio by bored@psuerie January 24, 2010
the best word ever made. It is slang for babies but can also be used to explain a crush or love that is experienced from one partner/potential partner to another.
Person:S/He wants your BEHBEHS!


Another person: I really DO want his behbehs!
Behbehs by nickidol February 8, 2009

Bembenek 

When a teacher befriends a person of interest over a form of medium and performing the act of exchanging intimate messages later to find out it was a student that he/she taught in school who was playing a prank on him/her.
Also known as the Bembi.
I pulled a Bembenek on that teacher
Bembenek by High School Terrorist October 14, 2009
1) Abusive word, literally meaning "sister fucker", but is used as a slang abuse word such as "mother fucker" is used in English.
2) This word is also used as "damn" is used in English.
Alternate spelling "bhenchod"
1) "behenchod, get out of my room". "Osama is a bhenchod"
2) "behenchod, I forgot my wallet"
behenchod by Usmaan January 18, 2004