befficient 

A combination of the words bitch and efficient. Typically used for a working woman who achieves maximum productivity with minimum wasted effort or expense.

My employee, Jane, is a befficient worker.

befficient by ssa787 May 27, 2014

be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet

A professional sniper's standards

Professionals have standards. Be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet. - Tf2 Sniper

be polite, be efficient, have a plan to kill everyone you meet by Barrett M82 September 5, 2022

Efficient 

Extremely hard working, always functioning at the highest of standards, and finding the best possible solution. Other wise known as a Miriam.

"Oh my god, how did she get all of this DONE?!"
"She's efficient...Duh."

Example 2:
"No no, it takes 30 minutes to get to Whole Foods. There is no possible way for you to get there in twenty minutes."

"Bam! there in ten. "

Efficient by Sisternumberthree May 7, 2010

broficient 

When one is particularly skilled at doing things with his bros in mind.

Oh, you brought all the homies their own personal ______? How broficient of you.

Is ______ gonna chip in on the drank? I don't know. His broficiency status is pending.

broficient by Judiciously Bombastic October 2, 2011

Broefficient 

The "Bro-Coefficient", i.e., the degree of bros at a given gathering.

"Dude, the broefficient of this party is off the charts! There's like 12 guys for every one girl. Let's get the hell out of here!"

Broefficient by Kevin M. G. June 29, 2008

energy efficient 

Marketing speak for "doesn't work worth a fuck". Only saves any appreciable energy by the placement of the "energy efficient" sticker, which discourages anyone from using it.

That "energy efficient" automatic door takes about five minutes to open, so everyone not in a wheelchair has learned to just open the door the old-fashioned way. Guess it really does save energy! What a piece of shit.

energy efficient by GeneralSeptem November 30, 2013

efficientize 

to make something better, to make it more efficient

wow found out a way to efficientize a windows machine (lol oxymoron)...

efficientize by Alexander Miles September 19, 2008