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broficient 

When one is particularly skilled at doing things with his bros in mind.
Oh, you brought all the homies their own personal ______? How broficient of you.

Is ______ gonna chip in on the drank? I don't know. His broficiency status is pending.

befficient 

A combination of the words bitch and efficient. Typically used for a working woman who achieves maximum productivity with minimum wasted effort or expense.
My employee, Jane, is a befficient worker.
befficient by ssa787 May 27, 2014

brofficiency 

The act of consuming one's own semen in order to maximize brotein intake.

Brotein Protein Douche Swoll
Yeah bro I've really been loading up this week. I started my brofficiency cycle, I'm slamming brotein shakes!
brofficiency by Crackmage44 June 20, 2016

Benefficient 

Beneficial and efficient at the same time
It was benefficient to put the squirrel in the blender and pour it down the drain than to bury it.

Also works as Benneficiently.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026